Joe, the human centipede, has nineteen arms and thirty-two legs. Since leaving the armed forces, he has been traveling the world in search of one thing, and one thing only: ice cream. Because men cannot live by ice cream alone, he plays drums. He's not only the Hair Club president, he's also a client.
Joe has been playing drums since the bronze age, and hopes to someday save the world from the threat of his own poor taste. In his spare time, he writes bios for his bandmates.