Given to long tirades in agitated temperment, extended diatribes on any number of irrelevant topics, and analogies to breakfast cereals, Rob Ewing is everyone's favorite flautist. Unfortunately, he has decided to play the trombone instead. Nonetheless, he is highly in demand for his gymnastic trombone technique, including cliffdiving, bungiejumping, and cat herding. He has managed to keep the fatality rate lower in his bandmates lately by actively stopping trombone player jokes before they start.
Rob is one of four people comprising a Married Couple, one of five dentists surveyed, number one on this week's top forty list, and public enemy number 3,670,234.